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1523Y00F04ruby15Y00J1Y00C6NBob Plays With My Knob
1223Y00F04ruby12Y00S1Y00C5NRigby & Mule
0826Y00F07pcclone08Y00S0Y00C1N
0801NThe BBC is such a fine broadcasting network organisation,
0801NThat I do not require, satelite installation
0821Y06C6Y10C1Y17C6Y23C1NWith 'Beck' and 'Rhodes' and such like,
0801NBut none of your advertising for the Puma nor the Nike,
0811Y12C6Y19C1N"How about 'The VET' I say?",
0801NHe likes that idea - how 'oh-fay',
0801NDon't go fiddling with that knob,
3219Y00F05basic32Y00C2NBob,
0821Y00F07pcclone08Y00C1NIt's not for you,
0801NOr him too,
0801NOr me,
0801NThat makes three,
0801NNot two,
0801NBut, a foursome..... with you.
0801N
0801NLet's settle down and tune in,
0801NCrack open a frothing 'tin',
0801NWith a fine pint of stout and lucky crust or two,
0801NIf old Bob's teeth are up to a-chew!,
0801NSmothered in butter,
0801NThe toast I mean, not Bob - your mind is like the gutter,
0801NMother's fine broth,
0801NAnd a damp dish-cloth, lest we stain,
0801NThe pane of Bob's eye-glasses,
0801NSo raise your glASSES and stand proud like big men,
0801NWait until I say when... to turn on.
0801N
0811Y23C6Y39C1NWhy it's the new look 'Tomorrow's World',
0801NSo much better than it ever was if you have cancer,
0801NOf your bowells.
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